Have I told you lately that I love you?~Paulo
No, you haven't told me lately. Not since first we met, when you were whoring around town with your "Paulo Loves You" schtick, charming the pants off us all. Ah, my sweet, brilliant Paulo, such a crush I have on you. If only I wasn't old enough to be your mother's young hip friend... ;)
Said my Jewish uncle Marvin, "Tirty? Dish ish old? Feh!"
So...yesterday was the "lunch group" (by the way, I perfect topic for you to blog). I couldn't wait to come home and log onto your site. Yes, your mother may be a fanagler (I can say that from knowing her for 28 years!)but she sure can spot your talent. I don't remember laughing so loud and out loud from reading your blogs. You are fabulous!!! I knew you were funny from the time you were over playing with Eric and you were about 4 years old. You asked me why I was cleaning...were we having company? (I guess that's when your mom scurried around and mopped the floor, she always liked it shiney). Anyway, I hope you get this comment today, I tried yesterday but I'm too "techno-handicapped". Please keep us all laughing. I think it's time to quit your day job...really!!!xoxoAndrea
That is the lamest "fortune" ever. Pleasant, sure. But lame. Next, we'll see "You're still breathing" and "Nice shoes."
Since it passes the "in bed" test, I think it's perfectly acceptable.
And it is the truth, too.
This is one step removed from opening a fortune cookie and finding a slip of paper that says, "Feh."
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